Shhh... not too loud people. Jeff's sleeping...
Jeff must be dreaming up a fantastic blog to impress all his fans. Then again, his last post was eight months ago. Maybe he's forgotten about the joys of blogging. If Jeff keeps sleeping he might become the Rip Van Winkle of bloggers. Oh dear...
Brother Jeff! The Bridegroom cometh!
Awake! Awake!
